Mama Frogs Confessional

forgive me frogger, its been a long time since my last confessional, im not sure where to start

(and frogger spirit would say something like its okay child, tell me your worries/problems)

well spirit, I am playing a forum and sometimes it requires strategy to survive. while I know lying is bad, I did lie to my fellow houseguests about celebrating my birthday yesterday and about being hungover today. see the thing is im going away soon (moving) and was busy packing and then having a few farewell drinks with some friends. But I couldn't say that, without possibly outing my identity in the house so I lied, im so sorry frogger.

(then he responds something like all is forgiven my child, say one Hail Mary if you want but definitely stream Sabrina carpenter read you mind 7 times)

Forgive me frogger, for I have sinned. it has been one day since my last confessional.

I lied to Andrea, my number one in this game but for good reason. See I told her I was packing for a trip and cleaning so I dont return to a messy house WHEN IN REALITY I am packing for a move to another state and a fresh start...but I just simply couldn't say that without risking revealing my id. so here I sit having lied and sinned again, forgive my transgressions.

(frog spirit responds with ah my child, all will be forgiven, the lie was necessary and all you need to do is repent by listening to Baby Why by Sarah Cothran for the remainder of the night)

I'm sure the frog gods are looking fondly on you

Forgive me frogger for im about to sin because this cast is just so infuriating I just might lay em all down to rest. like um hellooooo???! not the only plea/post was from Andrea, my number one who did not need to send one, and Danny???!?! literally everyone else just slithering in with the congrats, we good? vibes like no we are not good!! I could only wish that the hoh was a double so I could put 3 of these dry mf'ers on the block...

I have no intentions of sitting around to talk to them when I could talk to bloggers instead who have actual substance behind their convos..

oh also frog spirit, I lied again, clearly not on vacation as I mentioned I moved, AND its not my friends getting mad, its my family telling me to get the hell off the computer (oops, can I say hell?) I dk the rules. anyways..
hmm how shall I repent now, frog spirit?

Oh frog Jesus, I need a miracle and I am just not sure if my faith is strong enough to carry me through. I’ve  done what I can I the forum and have dedicated my life to you frog spirit but I have other wicked things that pull me away like moving, job interviews, my child, my dogs…they all try to lead me away from the path of the forum lol. No in all seriousness this has been fun but wild with all that I have going on and still I showed up and dedicated the time I had to make connections but those assholes don’t see that (oops forgive me frogger) I love the character I chose and the energy I’ve put in and the allegiances I’ve made but I think others have their hands in too many cookie jars so my time is fleeting. My life force will drain from my body soon and I will find myself in the purgatory known as jury house. So this is my last confessional. Goodbye.

Frog spirit would then reply something like “do not fear my child, for this end is simply a new beginning. And you don’t not deserve to be in a house full of disloyal, snakey, two-faced bitches. (I gasp when frog Jesus cusses) frog Jesus continues on to say what I can cuss, they pushed me to that, they make me so angry and you didn’t deserve to be treated that way.” (Repent by streaming UPSAHL, and relaxing in a bubble bath, oh and my numbers 777-282-….)

You really have shown up, I'm very happy with your game <3. I will be sad this eviction no matter who leaves, but you've def been amazing & funny <3

Forgive me father frog for I have sinned, it’s been over a week since my last confessional which should tell you enough. Lets see um Ive used your name in vain (probably more than once) when it came to stressors irl and to some of the goofballs in jury that drive me up the fucking walls!! Ooh that also reminds me, I may have cussed a few times too, ooooh and I’ve stolen 2 EXTRA goldfish from my daughter when she said I can only have one.

Frog spirit “all is forgiven my child, but be careful when it comes to stealing snacks given to your child for the guilt trips they give over their coveted snacks is unparalleled” (geez I know, when she cry/screamed I was pretty sure she spoke another language) frog spirit continues on to tell me to repent by streaming oldies like Norah Jones don’t know why and Jewel you were meant for me AND to buy the big big box of goldfish to make up for the 2 little fish I stole. ‍�